Some things happened this month, y’all:
- One night the speaker died mid-sleep.
- One night my watch wasn’t charged enough to wear to bed.
- I had the lowest Sleep Score of my friggin’ LIFE.
The night my speaker died mid-sleep was a restless one. I kept waking up and lying there in a daze, trying to get back to sleep using all the tricks I’ve discovered throughout this experiment. It didn’t work. It was a shit night of sleep. I’ve never forgotten to charge my speaker again.
Look. I didn’t have a good charging month. I had a couple of late nights when my schedule was all wonky. One of these nights, my watch didn’t quite rest on the charger the proper way when I went to take a bath. I didn’t even notice it hadn’t charged, so I put it on, and it died mid-sleep. I did not count it as a zero, though, I just left it blank.
I will share the harrowing (not really) tale of the 29 below the scores.
The Playlist:
Sleep Scores (and Dreams)
- Highest sleep score: 97
- Lowest sleep score: 29
- Average sleep score: 81.7
Previous Month’s Scores
- January:
- Highest: 97
- Lowest: 52
- Average: 91
- February:
- Highest: 99
- Lowest: 42
- Average: 88
- March:
- Highest: 100 (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Lowest: 47
- Average: 85.77
- April:
- Highest: 96
- Lowest: 56
- Average: 85.4
- May:
- Highest: 100
- Lowest: 65
- Average: 85.8
- June
- Highest: 97
- Lowest: 63
- Average: 82
- July
- Highest: 96
- Lowest: 65
- Average: 83
Here are some dreams I remembered well enough to write down:
- One!
- I dreamt that I walked oiutside to do my morning tomato check but…
- All of my plants were chopped down.
- Right in the middle of each stalk.
- Like a giant came by with a mower and cut the tomato grass.
- Luckily I woke up and my tomatoes were perfectly fine and continue to be delicisiou.
- I dreamt that I walked oiutside to do my morning tomato check but…
On that 29… Welp, “Hadestown” was released for digital at home viewing and I stayed up very late to watch it, but then I woke up like normal the next day. Dumb move for my sleep stuff.
Also, for sure, cold weather gives me better zzz’s. I look forward to seeing my winter scores.
Oh, one more thing that I will keep mentioning over and over: if you are Max Richter, please let me know when you will be coming to Detroit for an overnight sleep concert, because I will need to be doing one of those. Okay? Okay.
